Lani: ...And of course today is Cinco de Mayo, and guess what? I have a HOT date with about three loads of laundry!! What has become of my love life?!?!?!?!?
ME: You have a date with Laundry??? SO DO I!!! OMG, laundry is two-timing us!!!
*smooches...laughing at my attempt at spinster humor*
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seriously, guys, Lani and I are too, too fly to be dateless, WTF? where y'all at, fellas!