The Jaded NYer, Relationship Expert

FRIEND: The man for me is probably on a permanent safari in the Kenyan jungle. We can never afford to find each other

ME: Well with negative thoughts like that lurking in the air...

FRIEND: How positive can I be? All lonely and horny at the same time? I call it "hornly." It's a terrible condition; they should make a pill for it.

ME: They do. GHB. O_o

FRIEND: o_+

*smooches...sprinkling positivity into people's lives*
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now my friend knows... all she needs to do to find her man is slip him a mickey