Friday, May 20, 2011

36 Soon Come: Only For 'ATL Housewives' Fans

Smarty Jones: OK, I know I should shut my phone off [in church], but an elderly White lady just came in with her Black caregiver. And the caregiver sat in the row behind her. I know she's the help and all, but I got a lil' heated just now.

ME: Is her name "Sweetie"??

Smarty Jones: *dead*

*smooches...perhaps for the last time ever*
*cue ominous music*

so...where are all the hot Rapture parties, and more importantly- will there be Buffalo wings?