36 Soon Come: My Subconscious Mind Is A Filthy-Mouthed Sailor

ME: New Jaded Expression for when trying to encourage someone to take chances in life...

Smarty Jones: Uh oh

ME: "You just have to throw all your dicks in the air and pray it lands in some real good pussy." *drops mic*

Smarty Jones: :O WTH?

ME: That came to me while meditating just now. Ain't that some shit?

Smarty Jones: *dead*

*smooches...taking a break from meditating*
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it's just a liiiiiittle too deep & crazy for me right now. I'll try again next month!