Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Paging Dr. 90210

I used to think I had a great rack, until this morning when N, who I so graciously let sleep in my bed with me last night, informed me amidst a cackle of laughter:

"Wow. Your boobies look like they're spilling off the side of your body."

Thanks. A lot. That REALLY helps my self-esteem tons!!

I mean it's not like I sacrificed my great bod in order to feed and nurture your ungrateful ass or anything...

*smooches...launching a new anti-breast feeding campaign ASAP*
can you tell she's my daughter?