Tuesday, May 29, 2012

My Friends Hate Celibacy

FRIEND: I hope your REAL dry spell ends

ME: O_o I'll wait and screw some random Trini guy during carnival in Toronto instead HAHAHA

FRIEND: lol and smuggle AIDS into the US

ME: *dead* I hate you...

FRIEND: You're welcome

*smooches...actively searching for new friends*
the ones I have ain't shit SMH