ME: (After K trips into the subway car) Is this your first time taking the train or something?
K: (In a bad Southern drawl): Yes, I'm from Alabama...y'all. Hoedown.
[insert side eye from me]
K: I don't know what Southern people say. Grits. Madea.
*smooches...hoping no Alabamians are offended*
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but not really caring if they are.
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