Monday, May 07, 2012

Language Lessons

ME: (After K trips into the subway car) Is this your first time taking the train or something?

K: (In a bad Southern drawl): Yes, I'm from Alabama...y'all. Hoedown.

[insert side eye from me]

K: I don't know what Southern people say. Grits. Madea.

*smooches...hoping no Alabamians are offended*
but not really caring if they are.