Friday, August 28, 2009

If Polygamy Were Legal...

...and we were allowed to ALSO wed people of the same sex, my list would look like so:

And I know what you all are thinking... HUH?

But keep in mind- these are people I'd marry, have in my harem, if I may be so bold. Meaning I'd have to deal with them on a daily basis. And while beefcake and sexbots are good to look at, I need a mate with substance.

So if you think about it, my list makes perfect sense.


*smooches...wondering why all my hos are white-ish*
that may be something to explore in therapy... who's in your harem?