Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Impress Me. I Dare You.

I decided that I will vote in this election, but not in the Primary. Why not? Two reasons:

1. I don't think my registration info went through in time (I never received a card in the mail confirming the change I made) OR I went to the wrong voting place.

2. I'm not impressed with ANY of the candidates.

Obama seems young and out of his element, like he'll walk into the Oval Office and say "Dang! This room sho' is big!" And I can't forgive Hillary for agreeing to send our troops overseas, regardless of what her plans are to bring them home now. Her shifty-ass shouldn't have voted for sending them over there in the first place!! And that Gravel dude looks creepy, like some back-alley pedophile or something.

And strictly on principle I can't even consider one of the Republican candidates because I just KNOW that given the chance they will absolutely make sure I lose the right to make decisions about my reproduction, as if they have a uterus or something.

So today I'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos ensue as the masses run out to choose the lesser evil, and wait for a candidate to "speak" to me. As is my right as an American citizen. Natural-born, not naturalized... for those of you who were wondering...

In the meantime, you can enjoy this pro-Obama video I was sent. It was kinda cool (and sexy-ass Common is in it) so I'm posting it.

*smooches...impressed with the video, not the candidate*
so changing the subject... anyone know where I can get an 18-1* t-shirt to wear when I visit friends in Boston in two weeks? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!