Tuesday, July 24, 2012

We're Primal, Not Weirdos

Smarty P. Jones: What are you eating [for lunch]? Twigs n' berries?

ME: You know cavemen ate lots of meat, right?

SPJ: Of course they did.

ME: So you're confusing a paleo-friendly diet with those starving ass vegans. THEY eat twigs and berries. OUR food has parents.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Tuesday.

*smooches...clarifying shit*
I'm sure I'll be getting hate mail from the vegans any day now. or maybe not. only about five people read this blog...