Smarty P. Jones: What are you eating [for lunch]? Twigs n' berries?
ME: You know cavemen ate lots of meat, right?
SPJ: Of course they did.
ME: So you're confusing a paleo-friendly diet with those starving ass vegans. THEY eat twigs and berries. OUR food has parents.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Tuesday.
I'm sure I'll be getting hate mail from the vegans any day now. or maybe not. only about five people read this blog...