Technically, this conversation took place in GChat, but you don't care...you just want the dirt, dontcha?!
ME: The hair. It has magical powers, you know.
FRIEND: Yes, yes, I know. People want to make sweet love to your bouncy curls.
ME: Ewwww! Why did I just get a visual of semen in my hair? Again? Hehehe
FRIEND: LMAO! Ewww! You gotta time it- wait. I’ve said too much.
FRIEND: But for the record, tuck and roll.
ME: Time it or swallow it. According to Kat Stacks :)
Tuck and roll, tho?
FRIEND: Don’t you ever fucking quote Kat Stacks to me again, you hear me?
ME: Oh, this made the blog for sure!
*smooches...taking applications for new friends*
because the ones I have ain't shit, for real! lol