There was one performer that the school wanted to get but couldn't because he demanded Hennessy in his dressing room and the school was run by Jesuit priests. Hilarious!
I remembered that just the other day and thought- what ridiculousness would I put on my list just because I could?
*cue dream sequence*
1. Big Ass TV w/a DVD Player and the following DVDs- Buffy (seasons 1-7); John Cusack's entire filmography; The Anniversary Party; Love Story; West Side Story; Gone With The Wind.
2. A dance floor.
3. Popcorn-flavored Jelly Bellies
4. David's sunflower seeds- the regular ones; no fancy flavors!
5. Planters UNSALTED peanuts mixed with Sunmaid Raisins
6. Room temperature filtered water
7. Tostitos Scoops w/medium bean & corn salsa
8. Stargazer & Calla lilies- NO BABY BREATH!!
9. One topless male Brazilian soccer player
10. One topless male Portuguese soccer player
11. Full-size bed w/pillow top mattress & all the fixins
12. Janeane Garofalo
13. Josie (my former hairstylist...fly her in from Texas. Thanks!)
15. Someone at whom to yell, preferably male
I may or may not use any of these things once in the dressing room, but if this entire list isn't met to a T?? I WILL walk out, contract or no contract!
*smooches...practicing to be a difficult diva from now*
hey- I have to give TMZ something to talk about!