PLEASE STAND BY
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(If there are any computer experts who can PHYSICALLY come over here and fix my computer I'd be willing to barter with you- I can write, cook, clean, tutor, draw crazy stick figures and sing all the songs in West Side Story, Grease, Annie and Buffy, The Musical off-key.
PLEASE don't just offer ways I can fix it myself in the comments because that will anger me. I've already TRIED doing that. I need an expert. Who knows PCs. Thank you.)
*smooches...wondering who put this pox upon my house and why*
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I seriously have some sort of curse on me or something because everything, YES, EVERYTHING is turning to shit before my very eyes...is this because I promised not to make any Pope jokes in 2009 but did it anyway? *sigh* The Vatican is so freakin spiteful, shoooo!