THIS:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJTL8iv6vX41g8ViswiVx-2_Nh1_56cEwMWskAYG887hjGxGS8Oscc0UqmCZ4up5f1TX91UbZtLBIG3xDD9tq9YzFKm9CPIknOdm8L9UCKyjVfNRme67ui-2fnkA9I2NWwJ45Q/s400/22haiti-600.jpg)
is not what a deal with the devil looks like.
THIS IS:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqI-IlVfp50Pgiln9hi6c-_Ff8T9jciYl2YCFVTHIC7jGWvUCimjl5orla6DDd7KeEyB4Xh6kn5rVBgqKSxsnaeHBLDQaAgXkhG6PRcnv7w61B8Ya7GdrhLs8LCEoXTkyuk_g2/s400/johnny-depp.jpeg)
*smooches...wondering what Depp's terms are in his contract*
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seriously- dude does not age. I'm concerned. And just a tad jealous.
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