Thursday, April 30, 2009

Celibacy Still Intact, Dammit

The following is based on a text message conversation with Jack on 4/27/09:

JACK: you know you can't keep claiming celibacy anymore now, right?

Yes I can! There was no orgasm or full-on activities, just a sampling of the goods

Considering those prerequisites, you've actually been celibate longer than you've claimed.

*smooches...mad as hell...because he's right*
and right there is one of the reasons why I became celibate; just kept running into dudes with no skills who, in all actuality, were beneath me (and not in a good way)!