SMARTY P. JONES: Did you really just ask for "Bejeweled Balls" for the Pope?
ME: I'm not sure what you mean... *puts on halo*
SPJ: Of course you're not. You'll be sure Hell is hot when you get there for making fun of the Holy One and stealing that halo!
ME: This halo was given to me by Lou(cifer) himself...it's his old one. I dusted it off. You like?
SPJ: Oh. THAT'S why it blinks?! I thought it was holiday decor. *shrugs*
ME: It's not blinking. It's WINKING.
*smooches...strutting all over blogger w/my winking halo*
I know y'all are jealous because you want one, too. Oh well...too bad, so sad... it's allllllllllll mine!