Friday, March 06, 2009

It Ended Before It Even Began

ME: forget it
ME: I'm breaking up with you... this isn't working out
DUDE: lol
ME: It's not me, it's you
DUDE: i dont think its me
DUDE: which means it has to be you
ME: that right there is why it's you
ME: *hooks cake up to an IV*
DUDE: and that right THERE is why it HAS to be you!
DUDE: btw, that makes it sound like your cake is sick
ME: and you're still talking to me because...?
ME: *gets restraining order*

*smooches...sad that one of my readers had to get the boot*
but you know sometimes you just have to realize when a relationship just isn't in your best interest.