Just Mean For No Reason

ME: (admiring a young woman's afro) I love her hair! I'm so jealous- mine doesn't stay up and out like that *sad face*

The F$%K-It List: (laughing) Because... How can I put this gently... (takes my hand in hers and gives me the "mom" face) You are of African decent (dramatic pause) But you're not Black!

ME: *saddest face ever*

*smooches...re-evaluating my friendships*
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I mean, she ain't had to crush my dreams like that, you know? *smh*