In My Dictionary, Pt. 6

New terms for you, courtesy of Cathi and Jack:

Elephanus: adj. someone who is so ugly that they resemble lipstick on an elephant's ass.

How to use it in every day speech:

That elephanus drag queen just needed to be off the stage!

Gay Thug: noun. A mythical creature, akin to the unicorn

Use like this:

I'll let you drive my car when Gay Thugs rule the earth.

Anorsexia: noun. Condition characterized by a bottom's refusal to eat when anticipating sex

Proper usage:

Frank is such a whore! All week he's had a serious case of anorsexia, and with different dudes, too!

*smooches...too giddy about the kids leaving to write another word*
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SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!!!
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR EVER!!!
SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES!!!!

sorry 'bout that... kids about to be gone with dad for two weeks starting tomorrow... I can't contain myself...