Wednesday, January 02, 2008

This IS Still Brooklyn, You Know

My neighbor left her car running with the key in the ignition and the window down.

Now what if I were a different kind of person...who knew how to drive? She'd be all, "I only left the car alone for a minute! This is a really safe neighborhood!"

Yes, that's true, but sweetie, c'mon! Why tempt fate?

*smooches...shaking my head at the false sense of security some people have*
lucky for her I'm too pretty to go to jail...