Officer, I Tried To Cheer Him Up...

Text exchange between me and Jack. Or is it Jack and I? OMG- I've only been out of school for a few months and already my brain is turning to mush...

Jack: I hate the bmv

Me: Me too

Jack: Fuckers

Me: Their loss

Jack: I AGREE

Me: I sent you some comedy

Jack: What's funny here is that you think I'm getting off the couch


*smooches...having a hard time remembering what I did with my time before Jack*
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if it's the last thing I do, I will get that mo-fo off the couch!