Sunday, January 06, 2008

That's Some White People Bullsh*t Right There!

UPDATE: I stand corrected... dude was a brotha...

A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer's mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.

Authorities said it was unclear whether McCuin consumed any part of Shearer's body.

"We cannot prove that he did," Smith told The Associated Press. "He was either going to, had been or led us to think that he was doing it."


(Read the article here.)

You gotta be on that extra special super-hyped-up crack to kill your woman AND THEN cook her AND THEN CALL THE COPS TO TELL THEM SO. My decision to stay single this year was suuuuch a good idea...

*smooches...staying single to stay alive, goddammit!*
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I think he ate her flesh; I bet you he ate that shit...