Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Shop Talk

Just so you know, I'm surrounded by ain't-shit people everywhere I go.

Co-Worker: Should I schedule my OB/GYN appointment for my birthday?

ME: Why not? It's your vagina's birthday, too.

Co-Worker: True...

This won't require sensitivity training from HR, right?

*smooches...showing you why my job is awesome*
the conversations we have here...man...listen...