Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Talk About White Privilege...

King James took that shit to the next level. His OWN version of the bible? The book supposedly written by god n shit? Really, James? Oh, okay.

And y'all swear by that version, too. I know you do. Isn't it the official version of most non-catholic Christian churches? Do y'all realize you're reading a version of the bible that some monarch decided to edit to suit his needs? Like a renegade, blasphemous copy writer? Correct me if I'm wrong...

But when this first occurred to me years ago I just had this vision of KJ sitting on his throne, all pensive-like and then

KJ: You know what? I'm gonna edit the bible. That's cool, right? I'm as good and important as god, right? Also, I need it to appeal to my subjects. Everyone else can suck it!

What? Oh, you don't think King James told people to suck it? I guarantee you he did. Besides- how are you going to prove me wrong?

That said, how do I go about editing the bible to reflect the TRUE story of Adam and Eve?

*smooches...getting an old thought off my chest*
I've been sitting on that one for a while now.