And y'all swear by that version, too. I know you do. Isn't it the official version of most non-catholic Christian churches? Do y'all realize you're reading a version of the bible that some monarch decided to edit to suit his needs? Like a renegade, blasphemous copy writer? Correct me if I'm wrong...
But when this first occurred to me years ago I just had this vision of KJ sitting on his throne, all pensive-like and then
KJ: You know what? I'm gonna edit the bible. That's cool, right? I'm as good and important as god, right? Also, I need it to appeal to my subjects. Everyone else can suck it!
What? Oh, you don't think King James told people to suck it? I guarantee you he did. Besides- how are you going to prove me wrong?
That said, how do I go about editing the bible to reflect the TRUE story of Adam and Eve?
*smooches...getting an old thought off my chest*
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I've been sitting on that one for a while now.
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