Friday, March 09, 2012

No. She. Didn't.

ME: But y'all don't even do anything around the house in order to get an allowance.

K: WHAT? You mean besides living, breathing and being beautiful young girls?

ME: Let me get this straight: you want me to PAY YOU FOR BREATHING?

K: Why not?

ME: You want me to pay you for sucking up the oxygen in the apartment I pay for? You should be paying ME!!

K: You don't pay for [the oxygen]'s just there.

ME: So why should I pay you for breathing something that's already there?

K: What? You're not making any sense right now.


*smooches...suffering from a wicked headache*
this is how most of our conversations go. that girl, I swear...