ME: So, what about me says, "Please send me a picture of your hard dick?"
Smarty P. Jones: LMAO!
Smarty P. Jones: Who sent you a pic?
ME: I mean, I saved it, but still...
Smarty P. Jones: *deceased*
Smarty P. Jones: *casket*
Smarty P. Jones: *slowsinging*
Smarty P. Jones: *flowerbringing*
Smarty P. Jones: *just dead*
*smooches...finding new ways to kill friends dead*
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who's next? oh, and I called dibs on Smarty's music & movie collection so y'all heffas just BACK OFF!