I don't enjoy making fun of people. Really I don't. I used to but these days I'd rather use my powers for good instead of evil.
But your cousins won't let me BE.
Cousin Becky was wearing this atrocity in the middle of winter. Please take her shopping for some taste.
Cousin Jasper was not just Pretty in Purple, he was rockin' a Don King salt n pepper 'fro and carrying a WALKMAN! Please get him a stylist. From the year 2010.
I ain't got time for your relatives...
*smooches...rinsing my eyes with saline solution*
why me, Baby Jesus, whyyyyyy? I swear, man, the MTA brings a fresh new hell for me every time I board a train...