But your cousins won't let me BE.
Exhibit A:

Cousin Becky was wearing this atrocity in the middle of winter. Please take her shopping for some taste.
Exhibit B:

Cousin Jasper was not just Pretty in Purple, he was rockin' a Don King salt n pepper 'fro and carrying a WALKMAN! Please get him a stylist. From the year 2010.
I ain't got time for your relatives...
*smooches...rinsing my eyes with saline solution*
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why me, Baby Jesus, whyyyyyy? I swear, man, the MTA brings a fresh new hell for me every time I board a train...