Come Get Yo' Cousins Vol. 1: Subway Assaults

I don't enjoy making fun of people. Really I don't. I used to but these days I'd rather use my powers for good instead of evil.

But your cousins won't let me BE.

Exhibit A:


Cousin Becky was wearing this atrocity in the middle of winter. Please take her shopping for some taste.

Exhibit B:


Cousin Jasper was not just Pretty in Purple, he was rockin' a Don King salt n pepper 'fro and carrying a WALKMAN! Please get him a stylist. From the year 2010.

I ain't got time for your relatives...

*smooches...rinsing my eyes with saline solution*
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why me, Baby Jesus, whyyyyyy? I swear, man, the MTA brings a fresh new hell for me every time I board a train...