Friday, February 19, 2010

Tomorrow At 7PM, Bitchez!

It's here, another reading sponsored/organized by yours truly and the lovely ladies of La Pluma y La Tinta:

I think I'm getting more comfortable with this whole reading thing because I have not been obsessing about what I'm going to read. In fact, I haven't even chosen something yet. That's how GOOD I am- I will be winging this mofo!

(You know I'm lying, right? You know I have like 10 versions of all the stories I've ever written to choose from, right? OK, as long as you know...)

That said, please expect what I read tomorrow to be a tad bit scandalous. Why? Mami won't be there. She has a previous engagement and can't make it. "All together now: AWWWWWWWWWWW..." Bring on the stories about drug addicts, whores and murderers!!

I kid, I kid.

Not really.

Either way, I hope to see some of your smiling faces in the audience. If you show up I promise you big, sloppy kisses. If you don't, expect to come home one day to find your puppy boiling in a pasta pot in your kitchen!

*smooches...not above murder to fill up the seats*
and lets not operate on CP Time tomorrow, either, OK? This joint is run by earthy, crunchy white folks. How 'bout we don't give them yet ANOTHER reason to talk shit about us?