Jack: i just got off the phone with the dude you don't likeJack: kinda proper
Me: lol
Jack: interesting
Me: interesting enough to fuck, or interesting like you just made a new friend?
Jack: why not both?
Me: hmmm
Me: both...
Me: now that's a concept
Jack: i want my cake
Jack: and i wanna comermelo
Jack: i mean ...
Me: lmao!!!!!
Me: too late
Me: you wrote it
Me: now it's a blog post!!!
*smooches...no longer able to eat cake...THANKS JACK!*
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You're a dirty, dirty man
Oh in so many, so many dirty ways
You're a dirty, dirty man
And you've been hidding your little dirt all over this hip place
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