Thursday, August 30, 2012

Things That Are President Obama's Fault, Vol. 1

  • My depression
  • The car accident that killed Sen. Robert McCallister on "Brothers & Sisters"
  • The U.S. men's gymnastics team losing the gold at the London Games
  • "Call Me Maybe" being stuck in my head all the time
  • iPods' short shelf-life
  • Mr. Marcus knowingly spreading syphilis to other porn actors
  • People who speak loudly into their cellphones on the bus
  • Cloudy days
  • The new Barclay's Center at Atlantic Terminal
  • Snookie

*smooches...scapegoating like a mofo*
when in doubt, blame the Black man; isn't that how it goes?