- My depression
- The car accident that killed Sen. Robert McCallister on "Brothers & Sisters"
- The U.S. men's gymnastics team losing the gold at the London Games
- "Call Me Maybe" being stuck in my head all the time
- iPods' short shelf-life
- Mr. Marcus knowingly spreading syphilis to other porn actors
- People who speak loudly into their cellphones on the bus
- Cloudy days
- The new Barclay's Center at Atlantic Terminal
*smooches...scapegoating like a mofo*
when in doubt, blame the Black man; isn't that how it goes?