Well I'm Raquel. I'm not normal. And FUCK MATT!
Why? Because I was born with all my necessary parts in perfect working order, brain firing on all cylinders and above average beauty and intelligence (SHUT UP!!). And what have I done with my 37 years on this planet? A whole lot of motherfucking NOTHING!
Matt, you make me sick!
*no smooches today...go ask MATT to kiss you*
I can't explain why this was my reaction; it just was.