Monday, October 17, 2011

Jaded Confessions, October 2011

1- I don't miss Twitter as much as I thought I would. In fact, I'm feeling at peace with my decision to get rid of my smartphone. Now when I'm out and about, I'm enjoying my surroundings and the experience, instead of tweeting about it every two seconds.

2- Sometimes, especially now that I've lost weight, I miss the days when I could wear skimpy clothes and get away with it. But alas, I'm a 36-year-old mother of two impressionable girls; the days of wearing an "Annie Hall" vest as a shirt, Daisy Dukes and combat boots are long gone!

3- I fantasize about running into people I don't like (exes, my father, etc) and snubbing them. Just walking past, nose in the air and looking fabulous as I ignore their existence.

4- Ummm...I kinda like Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass". A lot. As in I've kinda memorized the choreography in my head.

5- I still want more babies. My logical brain is saying "you're too old, loca!" but The Voices are all, "Fuck you mean, 'too old'? If we want babies we SHALL HAVE BABIES. WE SHALL HAVE ALLLLLLLLL THE BABIES!!!"

*smooches...warning you to hide ya babies*
I can't be held responsible for what I snatch out of your stroller while you're buying a half-caf-latte at Starbucks...