- men wearing fur
- The Jaded NYer in church
- when the internet is slow
- crazy-ass anti-weed commercials from abroad
- reality TV, especially the ones on VH1
- the contents of the Tupperware in the back of my fridge
- this video: why must i cry
- my dusty MFA thesis
- public relations firms
- this recession and its effect on my cupboards
- the way my new neighbor laughs
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck
- the fact that I've only ridden my bike once since I bought it. SHUT. UP. Jack!
*smooches...hoping that you'll be nicer to baby Jesus now that it's Lent*
because really- what kind of heartless bastard makes babies cry?