Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Things That Make Baby Jesus Cry, Vol. 1

  • men wearing fur
  • The Jaded NYer in church
  • when the internet is slow
  • crazy-ass anti-weed commercials from abroad




  • reality TV, especially the ones on VH1
  • Uggs
  • the contents of the Tupperware in the back of my fridge
  • this video: why must i cry




  • my dusty MFA thesis
  • public relations firms
  • FoxNews
  • this recession and its effect on my cupboards
  • the way my new neighbor laughs
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck
  • the fact that I've only ridden my bike once since I bought it. SHUT. UP. Jack!


*smooches...hoping that you'll be nicer to baby Jesus now that it's Lent*
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because really- what kind of heartless bastard makes babies cry?