Friday, October 05, 2007

My Antibodies WILL Kick Your Ass!!

Dear Cold/Flu/Allergy Germs/Bugs:

I am not a human to be fucked with. You cannot just come up in MY body and expect to set up shop unnoticed. Nuh-uh, no way, NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

All year I worked hard to build up my immune system. Somebody should've warned you: I'm not going down without a fight! I've got my ammunition at the ready, and you WILL fail.

So consider this your one and only warning. Leave now, and nobody gets hurt. Keep insisting on hindering my ability to breathe freely and there will be consequences and repercussions the likes of which will make your great-great grandchildren cry.

That is all.

Sincerely Yours,
The Jaded NYer

*smooches...not letting ANYTHING ruin my weekend*
spring is like a perhaps
Hand in a window
(carefully to
and fro moving New and
Old things,while
people stare carefully
moving a perhaps
fraction of flower here placing
an inch of air there)and

without breaking anything.