Smarty P. Jones: ...And you need Jesus for those responses.
ME: I need Jesus for how I molested ________ yesterday hahahahahahaha!!
SPJ: As long as you know.
ME: I made a request and Mary was all, "Stop calling here for my son. You will NOT defile his good image with your debauchery" and hung up. Bitches, I swear...
SPJ: *falls to knees* Jesus, you know I just met her, right?
*smooches...finding new ways to damn my soul*
ay, listen, I'm pretty sure your god has a sense of humor.