Tuesday, December 10, 2013


(A conversation that transpired with a friend; we were discussing Terrence Howard's latest nuptials and why anyone would marry him so fast. I say money, friend says "dick too bomb." The thought of Terrence Howard's penis made my stomach turn...)

ME: Ewww. I imagine his dick is too yellow. Almost white. And white peen frightens me. It looks undercooked. Like I'm gonna get salmonella from it.

FRIEND: Let yourself out.

ME: *sigh* Fine

FRIEND: And for the record, light-skinned penis is great. They fuck like they have a point to prove.


FRIEND: I've said too much.

*smooches...not too experienced with light-skinned penis*
but please, feel free to share your tales of Yellow Snake Sex.


Irene Robertson said...

Um, excuse me Miss. This entire post needs to let itself all the way out.


Tiffany said...

Yesssssss, #D2B

"Girl what's wrong?"