(A conversation that transpired with a friend; we were discussing Terrence Howard's latest nuptials and why anyone would marry him so fast. I say money, friend says "dick too bomb." The thought of Terrence Howard's penis made my stomach turn...)
ME: Ewww. I imagine his dick is too yellow. Almost white. And white peen frightens me. It looks undercooked. Like I'm gonna get salmonella from it.
FRIEND: Let yourself out.
ME: *sigh* Fine
FRIEND: And for the record, light-skinned penis is great. They fuck like they have a point to prove.
FRIEND: I've said too much.
*smooches...not too experienced with light-skinned penis*
but please, feel free to share your tales of Yellow Snake Sex.