FRIEND: This is my second attempt at contact. I'm done now. No reply, no goodies. I shall go to the freaky store, lol quench my own damn thirst.
ME: How many are there out there?
FRIEND: IDK I only go to one.
ME: "Hey! Welcome back, [FRIEND]!"
FRIEND: O_O!!! I'm [FAKE NAME] in there!
FRIEND: Cash only lmao!!!
ME: *orders online; plain brown box*
I don't see none of y'all paying my bills OR quenching my thirst O_o
Wednesday, May 07, 2014
We're All Adults Here, Right?
More genius from The Jaded NYer
Labels: A Quick Note, Humor, Mis Amigos, Musings, NASTY