Last time I got on a scale, maybe a month ago, I was 200lbs. TWO HUNDRED. Folks, this is not a drill. This is not a joke. Jaded is 200lbs of jiggly fat. And it's all settled in her stomach (boooo!) and tits (oh for fuck's sake!) and ass (finally!).
|Booty-licious BUT that stomach, tho!|
|"When's the baby due, Raquel?"|
|I look like a block of cheese. Gov't cheese.|
I have a plan in place. In my head. Someone come over here and drag me to the gym to execute it, and while you're add it, delete my Seamless account?
This is an official cry for help. Thanks!
*smooches...wondering how long before heart attack*
it runs in my family. I swore I wouldn't be next. but now, who knows?