Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Both of Us...In A Handbasket!

Me: I just stood someone up for lunch bcuz when I saw him in the diner from outside he was uglier than in his pic- and fatter- and ape-like. So I kept walking like nothing.

Was that wrong?

Jack: We don't date apes. Carry on.

*smooches...stocking up on SPF 5,000*
I am walking on the bridge,
I am over the water,
And I'm scared as hell
But I know there's something better.