See this fine-ass man to the left? All muscular and sexy and just BEAUTIFUL?
He's the new love of my life. Want to know where I met him? Want to know where true happiness is waiting for you, too?
That's right! The man or woman of your dreams is just one erotic letter away...and 25 years, 7 with time off for good behavior.
I really, really wish I was making this up. Seriously, though, I suppose inmates need love, too, huh? Maybe if they had a good woman to begin with they wouldn't be in jail right now. I'm just what this dude needs...now if only I can find out what he's in for...
*smooches...with conjugal visits!*
yes i have my father's heart
it may or may not keep on trying
can't really tell you what it is
keeps me this side of that dark line
Monday, February 12, 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Answers to All My Prayers...
More genius from The Jaded NYer
Labels: Humor, Romance? What's Romance?