Monday, February 12, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen...The Answers to All My Prayers...

See this fine-ass man to the left? All muscular and sexy and just BEAUTIFUL?

He's the new love of my life. Want to know where I met him? Want to know where true happiness is waiting for you, too?

That's right! The man or woman of your dreams is just one erotic letter away...and 25 years, 7 with time off for good behavior.

I really, really wish I was making this up. Seriously, though, I suppose inmates need love, too, huh? Maybe if they had a good woman to begin with they wouldn't be in jail right now. I'm just what this dude if only I can find out what he's in for...

*smooches...with conjugal visits!*
yes i have my father's heart
it may or may not keep on trying
can't really tell you what it is
keeps me this side of that dark line