ME: (describing my fake alter egos) ...and then there's Maritza- she's a high school drop out, is loud, carries a razor tucked away in her mouth and will cut you if you even think about looking at her man...
N: Wait- how does your alter ego have a boyfriend but you don't.
*smooches...putting a 13-year-old up for sale on eBay*
I mean the absolute NERVE
Thursday, September 19, 2013
And That's Why She's Walking Around With A Black Eye
More genius from The Jaded NYer
Labels: Babies, Humor, Mi Familia, Romance? What's Romance?