Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Random Tuesday Shit

Here's what I'm thinking:

If I have the cake, why can't I eat it? It's my cake, right? Or am I holding it for someone? I need answers.

Why do we need to include sex in relationships? Whatever happened to watching the TV w/some ice cream and popcorn? Where are those guys?

The more annoyed I am with someone, the more my speech pattern turns southern. Maybe I was a house negro from Alabama in a past life.

Don't ask me for any more nutrition or fitness advice. I've grown to care very little about helping you get healthy.

Why do y'all wear heels you can't walk in and dresses you can't sit in? Me, my maxi dress and comfy sandals are all laughing at you.

*smooches...clearing my head real quick*
leave your random thoughts if you'd like