MARI: Mom, look at you with your college ponytail and your shorts on...I don't know about you.
MAMI: You are obsessed with me.
MARI: No I am not obsessed with you. What is that term called when you are in love with your mom?
MAMI: You mean incest??!
*smooches...packing up my stuff and leaving*
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of all the crazy things to ever have come out of my mom's mouth...I can't...
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