Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Shit Mami Says, Part Cuatro

MARI: Mom, look at you with your college ponytail and your shorts on...I don't know about you.

MAMI: You are obsessed with me.

MARI: No I am not obsessed with you. What is that term called when you are in love with your mom?

MAMI: You mean incest??!

*smooches...packing up my stuff and leaving*
of all the crazy things to ever have come out of my mom's mouth...I can't...