I used to think I had a great rack, until this morning when N, who I so graciously let sleep in my bed with me last night, informed me amidst a cackle of laughter:
"Wow. Your boobies look like they're spilling off the side of your body."
Thanks. A lot. That REALLY helps my self-esteem tons!!
I mean it's not like I sacrificed my great bod in order to feed and nurture your ungrateful ass or anything...
*smooches...launching a new anti-breast feeding campaign ASAP*
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can you tell she's my daughter?
Girl, it doesn't matter what they look like when you are laying there in bed, what matters is that they stand up into the SKY when you squeeze them into a bustier, push-up bra or a corsette!! Bright side honey, always look to the bright side....
ReplyDeletewhat i posted on someone else's blog about the same issue:
ReplyDelete"personally i have no issues with sagging breasts, pouch, dimples in the booty, etc. personally, i find those are marks of maturity and demonstrates the sacrifices sisters go through for child birthing"