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This world has officially gone mad. Not only has the white-trash Spears' family announced yet another daughter's hot ghetto mess all over the media (thanks, Perez), but I find this craziness in my inbox from Evelyn:
VULVA
Do you understand what they are selling here? They have BOTTLED the scent of a woman's na-na. In a bottle. For you to whip out and sniff whenever you want.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Is there really a market for this? Wouldn't your girlfriend's panties stuffed in your briefcase suffice? I didn't even check to see how much it costs because I just know it's something ridiculous that will send me over the edge.
I mean yes, I watched Boomerang like everyone else, and I laughed when Strangé wanted her perfume to smell like, well, her. But that movie was a COMEDY. As in- don't take it seriously- comedy!! As in- don't go out and actually develop this product- comedy!!
I can't... I can't even finish this blog post I'm so disturbed... I need a drink...
*smooches...rethinking that whole "move to Europe" idea I was toying with*
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seriously, would it be wrong to have a drink right now? I mean, we're talking vaginal scent in a bottle; if something EVER called for tequila before noon I'd say this was it...
Honey, where have you been? They have human pheromones in almost EVERY perfume and cologne out there. It was probably just a matter of time for someone to name a scent for exactly what it is... I am not religious in the least, but I can totally see the heathen society we live in on a fast track to hell.....
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