Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Where Have You Been All My Life?

While strolling along the boardwalk on Coney Island...

ME: Why do you want to put on weight? I like you just the way you are.

HIM: Well I like you the way you are but you still go to yoga and pilates...

ME: Touché; let's just meet somewhere in the middle.

Ladies and gentlemen, we might finally have a winner.

*smooches...while randomly smiling for no reason*
only sharing this because I know no one reads this anymore and I just needed to share my joy