While strolling along the boardwalk on Coney Island...
ME: Why do you want to put on weight? I like you just the way you are.
HIM: Well I like you the way you are but you still go to yoga and pilates...
ME: Touché; let's just meet somewhere in the middle.
Ladies and gentlemen, we might finally have a winner.
*smooches...while randomly smiling for no reason*
only sharing this because I know no one reads this anymore and I just needed to share my joy