Smarty Jones: OK, I know I should shut my phone off [in church], but an elderly White lady just came in with her Black caregiver. And the caregiver sat in the row behind her. I know she's the help and all, but I got a lil' heated just now.
ME: Is her name "Sweetie"??
Smarty Jones: *dead*
*smooches...perhaps for the last time ever*
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*cue ominous music*
so...where are all the hot Rapture parties, and more importantly- will there be Buffalo wings?
lmao!
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ReplyDeleteHope you brought your sunscreen.
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