ME: I need some pizza in my life *sigh*
FRIEND: Pizza or penis? 'Cause I need the latter.
ME: I have penis. I need pizza.
FRIEND: Oh. I got pizza. Looks like we both ain't shit.
ME: Trade?
*smooches...only half joking about that trade*
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you can't judge me unless you've had NY-style pizza. It's so good you'd trade in the BEST penis in the world just for a slice!
*smh* Bellvue calling, indeed.
ReplyDeleteLol, I think I can help you both!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the beginning of a particular type of movie...or so I've heard.
ReplyDeleteMakes me wonder what you would trade for a whole pie...
ReplyDeleteI've had both. And yes, I vote Pizza.
ReplyDelete@smarty- I like how you keep shaking your head at ME as if Bellvue doesn't have YOU on speed dial...
ReplyDelete@joshen- Well you know where I live; I like mushrooms & black olives on my pizza & condoms on my penises O_O
@tyrone- starring midgets? because I think I've seen that one! lol
@latinegro- for a whole pie? you can have one of my kids hahahahahaha
@alex- and THIS is why we're BFFs. *orders pizza, sends penis away*
I vote Pizza! I mean I have the other on demand, but a great slice of Pizza and a pineapple soda makes my day everytime. And I don't sweat out my hair.
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