ME: Do I need to call in witnesses? You were always all up and under my skirt, following me everywhere. In fact, while I had my fully pregnant belly you still insisted on sleeping ON TOP of me. That's why N is so crazy... you crushed the baby. YOU CRUSHED THE BABY!!
K: Well, she shouldn't have been trying to take over my territory!
old album cover from their music days...HA!What can you even say to that? *sigh*
*smooches...rethinking this whole, "have 2 more babies" thing*
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who knows what N will do to THOSE babies. y'all know she's thuggish...
This would be so cute if I wasn't the tortured child. My sister put me in a dryer and turned it on.
ReplyDeleteIf my mom hadn't gotten up from her nap, my brain would have been fried.
I hated having a little sister for almost 20 years. They're the worst.
ReplyDelete@Smarty - you mean it's not?
ReplyDelete@Jaded.. reminds me of one of my clients. She has a 14 yo boy and an 8 yo boy. On the 8 year old's birthday, they have a party and celebrate. But every year, the 14 year old has a day of mourning - for the anniversary of the day his little brother ruined his life by coming into it.
I dread thinking what my evil, psycho, and all too smart-for-her-own-good 3.5 yr old daughter will do to her 5 month old baby brother as the years go by.
Ahhh kids.. can't live with them, can't sell them.
Actually, Ricardo ... you CAN sell kids ... I mean, oh. Wait. DAMN!
ReplyDeletegotta go.
K is gangster. ha.
ReplyDelete@smarty- ummmmm, your sister needs therapy.
ReplyDelete@rachel- aww, mine wasn't too bad...I got to torture her a lot LOL
@ricardo- it's an older sibling's job to make the younger one pay for all sorts of things that lead back to: "You stole my mommy & daddy!!"
@jack- how's that ebay going, by the way?
@don- yes, she can be at times!
...so can her mom. *ducks*
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