SMARTY P. JONES: Did you really just ask for "Bejeweled Balls" for the Pope?
ME: I'm not sure what you mean... *puts on halo*
SPJ: Of course you're not. You'll be sure Hell is hot when you get there for making fun of the Holy One and stealing that halo!
ME: This halo was given to me by Lou(cifer) himself...it's his old one. I dusted it off. You like?
SPJ: Oh. THAT'S why it blinks?! I thought it was holiday decor. *shrugs*
ME: It's not blinking. It's WINKING.
SPJ: *dead*
*smooches...strutting all over blogger w/my winking halo*
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I know y'all are jealous because you want one, too. Oh well...too bad, so sad... it's allllllllllll mine!
You're not dragging me to hell with you.
ReplyDelete*falls to knees* Dear Lord, I don't know what (or who) possessed me to have that conversation. You know me, I was improperly influenced. I'm sorry. Bless Mama, Daddy and my nieces and nephews. A-men!
Dear Lord,
ReplyDeletePlease forgive me for even looking at this blog today.
Thank you and Amen.
-Irene
Ay, Lord, you know these two are lying, right? They're worse than me...
ReplyDeleteThank you & Peace out!
-Jaded
Did you just say 'peace out' to Jesus?
ReplyDelete*sigh*
I heart you more each day.
*Steps a couple steps further away from The Jaded NYer*
ReplyDelete*looks at watch, clears throat, waits for smiting to begin*